Well, if this isn’t enough to make you wish you had a new baby, you’re a tougher person than I am (you probably are anyway!) It’s an owl, it’s all sleepy (aw!), has a fluoro hanging cord, plays music and it’s French. J’adore le hibou. Designed by Scalae, it costs £39, Eeny Meeny Kids (check out their swanky new online store – lots to covet).