How much do I love the latest wallpaper find from Bodie and Fou?! Totally distinctive, and yet it would blend in perfectly well with a mainly white decor, as you can see in the picture (Â£95 for a single panel). It’s such a faithful rendition that, close up, you can even see the smudges of some poor schoolchild doing his or her best to keep it as neat as possible.
For extra fun you could try hanging it in the same room as Ich and Kar’s Times Tables wallpaper – imagine one on each side of a fireplace. As we live through Tabitha’s attempts to turn her own scrawl into a beautiful hand, and to get numbers straight in her head, I’m not sure this would be the most tactful decor option for us – but would someone kindly do it in their own home? Just for me?